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Why ask Why?
Off-TopicXtremeMotocross writes "Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

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Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

If you're driving in a vehicle at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why don't you ever here about gruntled employees?

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Why do they call it necking?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If he's arrested, does a mime need to be told he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get 1?

What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

What's another word for synonym?

What is the speed of dark?

*From Uncle John's GIANT 10th anniversary Bathroom Reader. By the Bathroom Readers' institute.

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Posted on Sunday, August 24 @ 00:30:00 CEST by Zhen-Xjell
 
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Re: Why ask Why? (Score: 1)
by allevon on Sunday, August 24 @ 03:26:42 CEST
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I remember these, their old but good! Been a while and I needed the giggle, THANKS!



Re: Why ask Why? (Score: 1)
by kjcdude on Sunday, August 24 @ 07:27:51 CEST
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Now this is the stuff that we need every so often to relieve the tension of nuke.



Re: Why ask Why? (Score: 1)
by nukeum66 (Iam@home.now) on Sunday, August 24 @ 09:04:54 CEST
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1. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

2. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

3. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

4. I have often wondered if deaf people think dancers are crazy?

5. Is Santa so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live ?



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